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2004 Kevin and Bean Awards!
Happy New Year! I present my own little 2004 Kevin and Bean Awards. Enjoy!
It was an awesome year, although a pall was cast over the show with the Janet Jackson Incident. The show may have lost some of its hilarious explicitness, but it still has its bite and sarcasm intact, thank god.l
Highlights From Bean’s Year
We learned quite a bit about our man Bean this year, including his mysterious spontaneous scratches , his possible Asperger Syndrome, how he had his neighbor’s rooster whacked, his complaint letter to Elton John. He also received much embarrassment by revealing his early-career air checks (see the official site). We also got further insight into just how weird he is, with the game, “Thanks for that info, Bean!”.
Highlights From Kevin’s Year
Kevin was made fun of for his giganto head, kicked a Scientologist out of their studio , and yelled/argued with Michael Moore, despite a complete lack of valid arguments, logic, or facts.
Highlights From Ralph’s Year
Ralph had arguably the biggest year of the gang, with his Al Pacino movie, new house, and getting engaged! That’s right, engaged!! Still seems weird to type it. Good luck, dude, but with your ”Batman Wedding” idea though, we’ll see how long this lasts…
Highlights From Lisa’s Year
Lisa had some effing awesome air checks of her own, but the new game Lick Lisa (“But keep clear of her….vagina!”) set millions of male (and some female) listener’s minds afire with lust-filled jealousy.
Highlights From Psycho Mike’s Year
Mike got more exposure this year….and maybe too much, with in-depth analysis into his masturbation habits and voluminous ass hair. Ew! He also got engaged, to a babe way too hot for him, according to the gang.
Highlights From Lightning’s Year
As usual, Lightning got lost of ribbing. This time for his dyslexia, cheesy tattoo, and chugging chocoloate.
Highlights From Dave’s Year
Even the King of Mexico got into the act, getting jailed for public peeing and putting his moves on Mandy Moore (“Dear Mandy, I’m your biggest fan-dy. You make me randy. Want to go to Disneyland-y?”).
Bit of the Year: Rock Me Amadeus!
Ralph unleashed a fad that swept the nation when he started playing Rock Me Amadeus to any story in his Showbiz Reports, no matter how remote a connection it had. The phenomenon started innocently enough, with a mention of Falco’s birthday on February 19th, and became a monster hit in March, when listeners started pouring in their own elaborate suggestions.
It started with Falco's initials (“I need a “File of Approved Lightning Consumer Options”), to puns off the song name (Some of my favorites: “Rock, meet Ann B. Davis”, “Pox me, I’m contagious”, and “Block Luis Zendajas”), which eventually included other 80’s hits like Funky Cold Medina and Electric Avenue (“I had peptic vindaloo”).
If there was a Kevin and Bean Hall of Fame, this would be in there, along with Godzilla Theater!
Big BOOO of the Year
When the CBS/Inifinity Powers That Be Axed Sex U
The final one: Erotic Asphyxiation, unless you count a special edition called, “Shmex ShmU” (Pregnancy Myths).
Question of the Year
Bean to William Hung: “So are you just a little bit retarded?”
The 'What The Hell Were They Thinking??' Awards:
- The Mayor proclaims “Kevin and Bean Day” in LA!?
- Grammy Awards Announcers!?
http://kevinandbean.blog-city.com/read/468342.htm
http://kevinandbean.blog-city.com/read/476239.htm
Uncharacteristic Good Deed of the Year:
Roxanne’s House for the Holidays
The Bit so Lame, It Was Funny Award:
Hello, Nepal? And its hilarious sequel, Hello, Cambodia?
Road Trips!
Live from Fresno! http://kevinandbean.blog-city.com/read/589628.htm
Live from Miami!
http://kevinandbean.blog-city.com/read/790299.htm
http://kevinandbean.blog-city.com/read/791837.htm
http://kevinandbean.blog-city.com/read/795722.htm
Worst Guests of the Year:
You never know about what your guest is gonna be like…
The INS Official Whom No One Understood
The Jag-Off Trainer Who Just Wanted to Talk About How Great He Was
April Fools!
A doozy this year, playing off very real fears from fallout over the Janet Jackson Incident. They pretended that they were fired and replaced with Stryker; all mentions of them were even removed from the KROQ site. Here’s how it went down:
- Bean mentions his Niggapleeze.com web site.
- Management has a meeting with the boys
Good Old Targets of Hate
Rick Dees Sucks!
Kevin and Bean’s Touching Tribute to Rick
Hosting the Hollywood Christmas Parade
Star Jones Sucks!: Emmy Awards, Wedding
Channel 4 and Paul Moyers Sucks! Heat Wave 2004, Paul Moyers is an Asshat, Brush Fire Coverage
Looking forward to another memorable year of Kevin and Bean highlights, lowlights, and everything in-between! Keep up the awesome show, guys
Do you have a list of all the Rock Me Amadeus puns?
My favorite was
the two celebrities meeting on the red carpet: "Rock, meet Ann B.
Davis."
Thanks.
Falco
My favorite Amadeus pun was the Rocky and Bullwinkle one "Rocky I'm a gay
moose." My sister and I still crack up over that
one.
michelle [thudlove@hotmail.com]
Dang, I had compiled a longer list of the puns, but ended up highlighting a
few of them, and deleting the rest. Otherwise, the only way is to click
through each day (starting like at the end of March, I think?), looking in
the Ralph Showbiz Reports. I'd never heard that Rocky and Bullwinkle one
-- it's great!
My favorite was pointing out choice produce at the Farmers Market to the
star of Bubba Ho-Tep:
"Broccoli, Ossie Davis!"
Michelle
How about "Ralphie come and shave us" - that one cracked me up. Although
to be honest, that show cracks me up every freakin' day! Morning traffic
would be unbearable without Kevin and Bean.
Kevin I heard your doing the grammy awards this year, do you on a yearly
base? Dieu To, tall asian guy funny creative, knows whats going on around
the world, and traveled quite often to asia and Europe. My career goal is
to make it as a talk show comdey, to entertain poeple. Dieu to
Dieu To
Kevin, so your going to be announcer for the grammys, good. Dieu the tall
aisan guy who wants to make it in the talk show comdey world, very
talented, creative and funny, loves to entertain people.
Dieu
Dieu [vinnyto111@yahoo.com]
You guys are crazy with these choices. Don't get me wrong, some of the
choices are classics but you definetely left out some magic.