6/9 - Is Mike Gay, Jenna Jameson, Akiva, Bean the Website Squatter, and Loquecia

I was emailed this question, and wasn't sure of the answer. Can anyone help?

"K&B did an interview a while back with a gorgeous blonde anchorwoman from KCAL 9 news. They had talked about how smoking hot she is and then she finally consented to speak with them. Her name escapes me and she is not on the air any longer. Do you know who she is or have a link to that interview?"

7:14 - Listener Call-In: Gay People Who Came Out Later in Life
Back to Der Fuhrer's advances on a somewhat-curious Psycho Mike. Is it possible that he really is gay, and hasn't realized it until now? Mike noted that he really doesn't like women very much, but loves "the va-jay-jay!" Bean: "Well what guy can't relate to THAT??" Kevin: "No, women rule! Women make the world go round!" Bean: "You sit on a throne of lies!"

Listeners called in, including a woman who was engaged to men 3 times, before she finally admitted to herself she was gay. Another guy came out in his 30s, to his wife AND kids! Bean wondered: "How do you even bring that conversation up with your wife, do you say: 'If you like men, raise your hand!'?" Tracy, Mike's sister, also called in to not only back up his heterosexuality, but also that he is a totally different, nice guy off-air. The guys have none of it: "Just admit it!! we're cool with you being gay, we're thinking of Jenny!" Mike: "Thank you guys for creating such a comfortable environment for me. But I'm not."

7:40 - Loquecia Recaps Chaotic
Loquecia's irate about being made to watch Britney's Chaotic show. "Why do you hate me?? Wasn't slavery abolished in the 1800s?? This is the worst damn show ever put on the air!" She played clips of Britney cooing to Kevin F: "We're not too deep, we're not anything!" ("Including smart!"); Kevin on keeping it 'real' with Brit Brit: "I don't think about the fame and the glory." ("Notice he didn't say money!"); fearing she was going to be kidnapped at a border security checkpoint; philosophizing: "I want to be remembered as a cool person. That was kinda deep!"; her fascination with fountains; and Kevin's lame proposal (he proposed, only after she did so first!). "Those 2 are SO meant for each other! Why couldn't she have been kidnapped at the border??"

8:13 - Game: Real Dodger/Fake Dodger
The boys "don't want a sausage-fest out in the right field pavilion" at K&B Dodger Day, so they've created this game specially geared to females. Even Mr. Announcerman will attend: "I'll be there to give the girls a Dodger Dog, if you know what I meeeean!" Listeners picked the real Dodger player name, like: Dave Sanchez or Duaner Sanchez? (One girl actually picked Dave. "No! Dave's our phone screener!") Or, Caesar Izturis or Caesar Romeroooo? One girl said her favorite Dodger was Pedrooo Guererroooo. Ha!

Luc Robitaille called in -- he'll also be playing in the celeb game: "Not like I have a lot to do nowadays!" He talked about how he's been keeping in shape, and the ever-more likely chance that the strike will be settled by the end of the month.

8:27 - Akiva Goldsman
Bean: "I couldn't believe the scene in Cinderella Man when Russell pulled out a telephone and threw it at Max Baer!" Kevin: "Uh, you got the stories confused." "Whaaaaa?" The Oscar-winning screenwriter of A Beautiful Mind talked about how this was the first movie about the remarkable life of boxer Jim Braddock, amazingly. It's a story buried in time, from the Great Depression, a period which figures prominently in the movie, in a way that Lisa had pointed out, "has never portrayed cinematically in this way before!" He also talked about Craig Bierko's amazing performance as Max Baer, research he did, adding scenes that "could have happened in real-life", and the craziness of a screenwriters' life - in addition to Beautiful Mind, but also Batman and Robin and Lost in Space!

8:45 - Jenna Jameson
The porn star will be one of hundreds at the sex convention Erotica LA this weekend. She has a personal hygiene suggestion for all you guys who go: "please bathe!" In addition to porn, the convention will also have 3 marketplaces: "Romantic", "X", and "Gay." Bean marveled how "every year there's some new incredbile product for putting your penis in." She also talked about setting up her own production company and the various Jenna Vagina models: "I have 2 or 3 of them. " Bean: "No kidding, that's amazing! Did you know Ralph once dated a girl with 2 vaginas too?"

9:14 - Bean's Latest Website
"Bean's a quirky fella." He buys website domains, but doesn't actually do anything with them! For instance, he owns: mullethalloffame.com, clydetombaugh.com ("I'm SO excited!" Ralph: "You're NOT excited about the guy who discovered Pluto!") 70247.com (the Roswell 'invasion' date), andygibb.com, wreckoftheedmundfitzgerald.com (5 years now!), niggapleeze.com (last year's April Fools joke), rickdeessucks.com (Bean doesn't own it anymore), puppylake.com ("For people to post who they'd like to see go to Puppy Lake"), halloweenspooks.com, kevinandbean.com (Ralph: "If I'm Bean of 'Kevin and Bean', I'd do something with that site!!"), ryanseacrestisallegdlygay.com ("It'll be up as soon as people send photos of him in compromising positions!"), and younghotandasian.com (ding!).

Well, now he's got: pablocruise.com. For Pablo Cruise, the 70s band. Here's the twist: the band actually asked Bean for their site name back, but Bean won't give it to them!! Why?? "I'm going to do stuff with it - wallpaper, trivia, mp3s." "No you're NOT, you SQUATTER! They ARE Pablo Cruise!!" "I have plans, I'm just moving more slowly. " Ralph: "They're 70 years old - they don't have time to wait!! Give it to them!!" A caller noted they're playing in Agoura Hills this summer. Ralph: "They're having a fundraiser to buy their website back from Bean!"

9:33 - Bit: Jesse Jackson
Hm, there's nothing going on, but lots of cameras at the Michael Jackson court. that must mean...yes, Jesse Jackson! Kevin: "Is it possible Michaels' back is hurting because you're riding his coattails?" "You. Funny, white man - you. Should. Be. At the Apollo!"

9:46 - Ralph Showbiz Report

"If you're lying in bed at 11:30pm and you hear a scurrying sound in the ceiling...is that bad?" Kevin suggested that Ralph call the rat police. Ralph: "I own ratpolice.com, by the way."

People keep demanding Tom to talk about Katie (and ask him to jump on couches), like on Leno last night, so stop it people! He made fun of himself a bit in the interview so it seems he's aware of the negative reaction now.

MSNBC has a list of the top TV shows NOT yet on DVD: Hawaii 5-0, Hillstreet Blues. St. Elsewhere. 90210, Melrose Place, WKRP, Twin Peaks Season 2, Laugh-In, Rockford Files, Man From U.N.C.L.E., and of course, "FREAKIN BATMAN! PUT IT OUT!! I feel better now."

Brad still doesn't want to admit he's with Aneglina, to avoid hurting Jennifer's feelings. "C'mon, she's a big girl." Tomorrow they're talking to a weird girl who refuses to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith because she supports Jen.

Tomorrow: as just noted - people who won't see movies because they don't approve of an actors' real-life acts, Rob Schneider, Adam Corolla, Movie Beat, highlights from the MTV Movie Awards, and the headmaster of Batman School (he'll train you in martial arts, detective work, etc. Obviously, Ralph's soooper excited!)

Bean: "I ran into Kat in the hall yesterday (Ralph interrupted with his own riff: "DID you now! There's always room for JLo!"), she was trying to get the letters T-A-M-I legally removed from the alphabet!"