9/13 - McG, Irrational Fears, Bonaduce's Collapse, and New TV Shows

1:40 - Listener Call-In: Irrational Fears
At their hotel in Miami, assistant producer Alex saw a spider on her coat, threw it off her, and jumped up on a table, screaming in fear. Ralph also made her throw her Wheat Thins up in the air in terror when he showed her a small one. Intern Cricket is freaked out by FEET, for crying out loud! Another intern actually moved out of Los Angeles because of terrorist fears, which was an irrational fear...until the Al Qaeda video over the weekend!

Listeners called in with their extreme, bizarre fears: one gal was afraid of the dark because she fears an airplane will crash into her house. Kevin happened to have a song for her: "Girrrrls who think a plane will crash into their house...are DUMB WHORRRES!" Another gal is deathly afraid of balloons (they pop!), another of stickers and ink from a pen, another cries when she sees fish and birds ("What if they poke your eye out??" Ralph: "Imagine if you saw a bird with a fish in its beak!"), another passes out going over structures over water (bridges, piers, etc.), another freaks out going into turns while driving on a freeway, and, the winner: a gal is afraid of the "particles in meat." Kevin: "Meat? You must be afraid of sex - heyhey!" Ralph: "You need to wrap your head in tinfoil so the aliens stop talking to you!" Amazingly, they had another song for her: "Girrrrrls who are afraid of meat, are WHORES!" A few others: a gal runs out of the room when people smell their fingers, and a guy is afraid of the color black, so he actually pulls over and lets black cars pass when they approach him!

The boys then talked to the author of Risk, A Practical Guide for Deciding What's Really Safe and What's Really Dangerous in the World Around You, about the health dangers of these irrational fears.

2:45 - McG
The director and producer of The O.C. talked about his latest show, called Supernatural, a young version of the X-Files, about 2 brothers. He said he designed it to be the scariest show on television! It premieres tonight on the WB at 9pm.

3:00 - Listener Emails

"The power is out! Somewhere Chuck is asking, 'Is it dark enough for you?'"

"Someone countered me with 'I'm ALSO just sayin'.' What's the comeback to that??" Kevin: "'Yeah but still' trumps all!"

Ralph thanked everyone who saw him in the commercial for his movie, 2 for the Money, on Monday Night Football last night. "I was on for a second, about the same length as in the movie itself."

Another lame name: Cleanelle!

"Top 10 Reasons to keep Lisa over Natalie: Lisa kisses women, Lisa does anal, Lick Lisa, Lisa hasn't sued KROQ (yet), firing Lisa might make Doc happy (for recording him back when they carpooled), Lisa's less hairy in some places than most Arabic woman, and...Natalie speaks Farsi and was casing KROQ week before September 11!"

"Who did the pirate find in his closet? ARRRRR Kelly!" Ha!

3:10 - Breaking Bonaduce
Most reality shows that follow semi-celebs around are lame. They're either boring, or feel fake. Breaking Bonaduce, however, is awesome, as it follows his dramatic real-life crash. Troy Sears, a producer of the show talked about how it follows Danny and his wife, Gretchen, "demented soul mates", who married 7 hours into their first date, because she wouldn't have sex until she was married! And they were both totally loaded. They got unprecedented access into their intense therapy sessions, and chronicles Danny's attempted suicide, popping steroids, drinking, and going to rehab. Ralph: "I blame Shelly Partridge - she's a bad mom! And I think Ruben might have touched him too! Part of the downward spiral you can attribute to working with that wide-mouthed whore, Jaime White, right? I think Jack and Stench are doing crack over there now!"

3:43 - New TV Shows
Greg Thomashoff, West Coast bureau chief of TV Guide, talked about how they have a whole new full-size magazine now, and the new shows debuting this season. His best new show: Prison Break. Also notable are: Reunion ("cheesy, but interesting and fun"), the Night Stalker remake, Invasion, Threshold ("Carla Gugino's hot"). For sitcoms: Everybody Hates Chris (the Chris Rock show) and Kitchen Confidential are 'pretty good'. These blow: Ghost Whisperer ("There's nothing spooky about Jennifer Love Hewitt") and Supernatural, which McG was promoting earlier in the show! (Interestingly, they cut this comment out from the earlier recording of this segment).

4:00 - Afro Calls

"I bet you, Kevin, and you, Bean have kissed before!" Kevin: "We did meet when I was dancing at the White Swallow! Yes, we did travel all around the world before, too: Scotland, Bahamas, etc..."

"The Japanese mafia have to be in control of Lisa May's underwear, cause I've been trying to get in there for years!" Ralph: "There's a storn brewing down there, too!"

4:12 - Ralph Showbiz Report

Roy Horn finally walked on his own, the first time after being mauled by a tiger 2 years ago. "Next thing you know, he'll be back on his knees again! I'm just sayin'!"

Bill Cosby won a lawsuit to own FatAlbert.org, which redirects to a porn site. "Who really wants to see Fat Albert naked??"

Is Elijah Wood gay? He says he's amused by the doctored photos of him having sex with guys, but doesn't confirm nor deny rumors.

Playboy's doing Girls of The Gap! Ladies, submit yourslef to: modelsearch@playboy.com

Tomorrow: Adam Goldberg from Head Cases, infomercials, and a KROQ listener on anal regions (I think?).

tags: tv shows  crazy people