8/19 - Back from rehab, Friday's K&B, the movie beat, and Godzilla Theatre?

I'm back from "rehab" so live updates are back today! - Panda
Err...in response to one of the comments below...I wasn't actually in rehab. You know, it's the general K&B reason for why someone is gone for long periods of time.

By the way check out some of the new pictures on the K&B page

7:14 - Omaroke
Omar sings songs from the bands playing at Inland Invasion! Let's not have another embarrasment like yesterday's hardest game in the world. Omar doesn't exactly have the best singing voice but people listen to it anyways for Inland Invasion tickets. So Omar got progressively worse with his singing and the callers were just bad. Again the KROQ listeners show that they aren't too bright. Omar was singing some pretty commonly heard songs but some knew the band and not the song and others were just completely clueless. Finally someone got Oasis - "Wonderwall" and won the tickets by default. "Doesn't Omar sound just like Liam?"

7:29 - Business Buzz Words That Make You Gag
"We gotta get on the same page"..."There's no 'I' in team"..."Shooting off an email"

Apparently Kevin was reading some magazine and they had a list of business buzz words that make you gag. Basically a bunch of tired, overused cliches/sayings. The discussion evolved from just those from the magazine to catchphrases and sayings today that just need to get out of our vocabulary. Listeners called in but I missed that segment. If you have any, feel free to "let off some steam" here. Really people? Do we let off steam when we're pissed...fuckers..

8:10 - Ralph's Movie Beat
I missed most of it but I think the only 2 were "Red Eye" and "The 40 Year Old Virgin"

8:28 - Super SUMO Steve with The Whole Enchilada
Super Steve reminded the guys that he beat a sumo wrestler, even though the guy kind of let him win. They talk to the latinos about getting out of tickets!

No Habla Ingles!

Latino cops can be bribed

There are 4 ways to get out of a ticket, if they are white give em wonder bread, if they are mexican give em beans, if they are asian give em rice, and if they black give em some kool aid!

I just show my tits and drive off...Steve - "Maybe I should try that!"

Act like a white guy and ask white guy questions! "Uhh...officer...sir...will this raise my insurance premium?!?!?"

RUN!

Off-Topic: They played a clip of Chris Martin saying SUPER EXCITED on the music news with Tami Heid...I mean Kat Corbett hahaha. He said it without being gay...I think it was just Kevin.

8:42 - Hey who's this guy?
Some guy named Manny called in? Apparently they had a party for him last week at a hooters and he used to work at KROQ? Really, I don't remember him at all hahaha. But yes, an old friend, Money called in and talked a bit about sports. Good news for all you Matt "Money" Smith fans, while the Lakers' season doesn't start till November 2nd he might be doing a few preseason games in September. Also, if you like sports talk like I do...Money will be getting his own show on the weekends. They also bring up how Rex Grossman broke his ankle and now the bears will suck somemore, poor Money. "What did you do when you saw that happen?" Money - "I started laughing!". There was a rare greek mythology reference? I have no clue haha. Bean - "Money we miss you but man is starting to smell a whole lot better around here!" They also bring up Money's temporary replacement, Pyscho Mike and they read some of the listeners thoughts about him being the current sports guy. "I heard your sports report today, I hope you die soon". "I hope you choke on the der fuhrers bleep and die!" Money had some nice words of encouragement, "Well I had to follow Kimmel so you'll be getting that for the next um...7 years." Of course they couldn't talk to Money without bring up "CHECKIN' IT CHECKIN' IT YEAH YEAH!"

8:59 - Listener Emails
K&B can't podcast just yet...I emailed Lightning about it too and he said there wasn't enough demand for it and they're too lazy to encode it.

You could see Pam's nipples through her shirt during the her comedy central roast. Lisa couldn't look at her face throughout the entire thing.

Heidi named her vibrator her toyfriend, Lisa is free to use it.

Apparently after the whole overused catchphrase segment, there's a backlash against "I'm just saying..."...how dare you!

Hahaha my comment about Pyscho Mike sucking at sports and being gay was the topic for an emailer! Apparently there is a gay sports reporter and has this catchphrase "If they're playing with balls, IM ALL OVER IT!". Now Mike has to use that after every sports report and of course he did. By the way...smart move by Kevin. He said on air that there were recordings of the show on the blog...yeah...maybe KROQ management shouldn't know about that. And sure, why not, I'll cut Psycho Mike some slack on his sports reports. He is a Dodger fan...and it is his first week.

9:14 - Clips of K&B back in their glory days on television
"So we got commercials to go to..." They really didn't want anyone to hear this but back in 1991 K&B did an afternoon video request show that they hosted from time to time, it's TRL but crappier. "We admit that back then we were talentless boobs." Ralph - "And I will prove that nothing much as changed." This is how the show starts..."hey we're on?" and they started the show. They had no clue what to do or how anything worked. Bean starts talking about Judge Clarence Thomas to the kiddies...yeah Bean really knows how to hit his demographic. "THANKS FOR THAT INFO BEAN!". Kevin starts talking about 900 numbers..."I think I was drunk..."

After the break..."We were banned from KDOC because I said something appropiate about Debbie Boone, her father Pat Boone owned the station." Lisa - "Did you know that he owned the station and she was his daughter?" Kevin - "Oh yeah he knew...just Bean pushing buttons." They sort of did the people a service so they wouldn't have to see them anymore. Ralph - "I feel bad for the people who had to see and listen to you!" After a commercial break Kevin introduces themselves as "Mark and Brian" and has to explain to the audience that it was a joke. Yeah...it's a bad sign if you to explain it's a joke. Apparently this is where they got the idea to have a cardboard cutout of Bean. Bean said something about how he doesn't want to hold his cutout because he's tired of holding himself. "You'll get the joke in a few minutes". They can't even read the damn cue cards! Kevin even pokes fun at one of the greatest rock songs ever. "Smells like teen spirit? that's a weird title for song." "So are we done?" Ralph - "Yeah, because I can't take anymore" "Ralph why do you enjoy humiliating like this?" Ralph - "Just mean I guess..." Anyone hoping they find more golden nuggets of Ralph like in that Kronky afterschool special?

By the way Cott you suck ass for taking this week off! Hopefully they post this on the site because if you didn't listen to this, you have to.

9:43 - Ralph's Showbiz Report
Bean - "So are we on?"

More of the KDOC clips where Bean basically did an unintentional Seinfeld impression.

Poor Eminem, how sad is his situation. He has to cancel his European tour because of exhaustion. And he's going into rehab because he's addicted to SLEEPING PILLS! Best of luck to him.

Gwen Stefani isn't gonna be at the VMA's because MTV didn't ask her to perform.

Jamie Foxx is becoming a diva now that he has an Oscar. He was making demands and at one appearance he wanted to perform with Prince.

According to a Playgirl poll, 42% of women think lovehandles are sexy and 47% think hairy men are sexy also.

Johnny Depp's children might have grown out of watching the Telletubbies but he hasn't. He must be stoned when he watches it. "Hey doesn't Bean watch it still?" "Yeah, but they have a vacumn cleaner character."

Jessica Simpson is gonna open a restaurant. Her signature dish is...I don't care and I'm not gonna try to remember it.

Greatest story ever! There will be a rematch between John O'Hurley and Kelly Monaco since there was a big uproar about the finale of Dancing with the Stars.

Next week: K&B will be in Miami *cue the Will Smith music*. They will talk about a New Jersey college offering a course on "The Boss". Celebrity tipping...how well do the stars tip? Also they talk about Kathy Lee on The Insider. Loquecia recaps the Surreal Life and at the moment...no guests on Monday just like today, with the exception of Money. GET ON THE HORN LIGHTNING AND SO BEAN CAN ASK SOME HOT YOUNG CELEBRITY IF SHE LIKES APPLES!

Don't bogart that joint my friend! Have a great weekend!

Bean - "Hey we should ask Tami Heidi what kind of tips shes getting now" "Oh Bean..."