8/15/07 - Bean's Wife on His Jury Duty, Male Sexual Harrassment, Trapped in the Closet 14, and Hiding Your Porn

Listen to all today's segments at the K&B Archive, here.

7:08 - Harvey Levin
The Hammer from TMZ.com talked about the latest in the Britney/K-Fed child custody battle.  He also related out how one of their TMZ copy editors ran into Mayor Villaraigosa and his mistress at a mall and took a phone video of them together , despite their best efforts to dodge him. 'The Mayor' then called in, but his phone connection was so bad, he couldn't be heard very well.

7:40 - Trapped in the Closet, Chapter 14
Ralph recapped the dimwitted characters, implausible coincidences, and hilariously bad lyrics that made up Chapter 14 in R Kelly's hip hopera.

8:10 - Trouble in Bean's Marriage
In case you hadn't heard yet, Bean finally got the jury duty summons he's been yearning for his entire adult life.  But there was one problem: the summons date coincided with their reservations for an Italian birthday vacation that Bean promised his wife a year ago.  Donna herself called in to reveal how his past celebrations of her birthdays have involved trips to such 'romantic' places as the Human Cadaver Farm, a Barbed Wire Museum, and a senior center (for the free lunch). The others pointed out that there had to be a problem with HER if she expected anything good after being married to Bean for this long.  Bean still wanted to postpone their vacation rather than his jury duty service.  

So Kevin offered an alternate plan: they would send Psycho Mike to accompany Donna on her trip to Italy instead! Everyone was happy with this idea.  None more so than Donna, who was frankly thrilled.  Problem solved!

8:25 - Listener Call-In: Male Sexual Harrassment
Fellow men, are you tired of being treated like a piece of meat at work? Of women constantly groping you, or undressing you with their eyes? Kevin, Ralph, and Mike are, and have decided to take a stand!  Ralph even set up a spycam that caught super hot KROQ receptionist Janelle moisturizing her long slender legs, eating a banana, and...pushing a hot dog through a bagel!  Video posted at KROQ.com.  This is traumatizing to us!  Male listeners called in with their experiences of being harrassed at work.

9:19 - Hide Your Internet Porn
Meet David Brown. He has created a special program called Heatseek that consists of a software media player, image viewer, and browser, that optimizes your experience in looking for porn on the Internet. It also encrypts all sites, images, videos, history files, etc. that are stored on your hard drive. And not only can the program itself be disguised on your desktop, it can also be set up to trigger an innocuous site in case someone (your suspicious girlfriend, say) forces you to open it! Kevin marveled at how much porn David must have been surfing, to decide to write an entire program for hiding it.  Bean wanted David to be the next President of the United States.

9:35 - Ralph Character: Michael Jackson and Marion Barry
Apparentely, Michael Jackson has been hanging out with former Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry.  The boys called him to talk about this, the lawsuit filed by his former buddy the Bharaini prince against him (Michael misses the weather in Bahrain), and how Michael is forming a supergroup, called "The Nergos". He played their first single, which turned out to be his own version of Chocolate Rain!


Tomorrow: Jonah Hill from Superbad, Trapped in the Closet Chapter 15, Joe Rogan, the King of Mexico is visiting Bean this weekend, and these cookies sold in Japan that are called F Cups, and its makers claim that its fat will go straight to girls' boobs, helping to make them bigger!