8/1/07 - Steve Zahn, Why Intern Shaolin Robot is a Virgin, Travis Pastrana, and the Schizo Mouse

Listen to all today's segments at the K&B Archive, here.

7:12 - Walking for Peace
Some people protest the war in Iraq by holding demonstrations.  And some walk.  Meet 19 year-old Ashley Casale, who is, well, walking across the country. She started in San Francisco on May 21, and plans to walk all the way to Washington DC in the name of peace.  She called in from western Illinois this morning. The boys pointed out that perhaps it would be faster to just drive a car, and Ashley pointed out that she wanted to show politicians how she REALLY wants the war to end.  Kevin then countered by pointing out that then she should crawl on her stomach, as walking's too easy. Bean was impressed by her drive ("When I was 19, I was throwing rocks at my neighbor Robbie Joyner!"), but after hanging up, Kevin mumbled that it was the dumbest thing he'd ever heard.

7:25 - Dave's Dodger Highlights
Dave the King of Mexico was supposed to record the Dodger game last night for highlights. Problem was, ESPN2 blacked the game out. So the ever-devoted Dave called up the Afro Line and did his own pitch-by-pitch commentary every time Barry Bonds came to the plate. The boys played it, couldn't bear to listen to much of it, and sarcastically joked how he could easily replace Vin Scully.  (Side note: Barry went hitless.)

7:40 - Afro Calls

"Oh, I love you Bean. I even 'wink wink' to your picture!"  Bean: "Even I could tell she was mocking me."

A special recap song for the upcoming Trapped in the Closet chapters has been released!  Woo! Check it out here.

8:10 - Ralph Character: The Schizophrenic Mouse
First a tip for Hayden Panettiere fans: a clock counting down to when she turns 18 years old.

In research lab, scientists have created mice with schizhophrenia to find a cure.  They called up one of the scientists to find out more, but got one of the mice instead.  In the middle of talking about the research work, the mouse spontaneously burst into his foul-mouthed split personality. "Smell my fingers! SMELL MY FINGERS!  Do they smell like cheese?"  Bean: "Ugh, I don't want even to know what you're talking about.  I hope you're really talking about cheese!" That broke Ralph up.

8:20 - Intern Shaolin Robot's Reason for Remaining a Virgin
New Intern Shaolin Robot is one wacky little chick.  Not only does she have the mannerisms of a robot, dumpster dive, know nothing about her dad, and drive bizarrely, but she also told Bean that she's a virgin because "if I have sex with one guy, I have to sleep with them all." She came on to clarify this bizarre statement, but ended up confusing everyone even more. She claimed that if she slept with one guy, then she was obligated to sleep with any other guy who brought this up to her. The boys pointed out that she has the power to choose whom she sleeps with.

Bean, channeling Dr. Phil, suggested that perhaps she wasn't emotionally ready to date just yet.  On the other hand, a listener suggested hooking her up with Nick and recording it!

8:40 - Steve Zahn
calling from Bulgaria, the actor talked about his new movies, Rescue Dawn.  It's based on a true story about guy shot down over Vietnam, sent to a prison camp in Laos, and then escaped into in the jungle, where he found out was an even worse situation. He talked about crazy director Werner Herzog (who directed original documentary), the actual guy it happened to (named Dieter Dengler), and producer Elton Brand (yes, the Clipper) who actually went out to Thailand to visit them!  Ralph saw the movie and loved it.

9:10 - Travis Pastrana
The motocrosser talked about his legendary double back flip.  Apparently, an unknown kid named Scott Murray did one in his backyard, and has been invited to do it live at the upcoming X-Games!

9:30 - Ralph Character: NASA's Drunk Astronauts
In the news recently, we found out that astronauts have actually flown while drunk.  The boys called up NASA to talk to one of their astronaut trainers.  He turned out to be none other than Lieutenant...Hasselhoff!  


Tomorrow: Austin Nichols from John From Cincinatti, a new crazy O.J. interview, Nancy Cartwright (the voice of Bart Simpson), Jeremy McGrath, and something that they didn't want to say in case it gets axed by The Man.

 

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