7/25/07 - Cantonese-aroke, Stan Lee, Crazy Ted Huntington, and the Gang's Celebrity DUI Pool

Listen to all of today's segments at the K&B Archive, here. Especially the call-in topic on middle names (Bean's is "Lee", Omar's is - get this - "Razaul"!), and the guy who won the contest to be an intern on the Warped Tour who wore the t-shirt "I am Pukey."

Kevin was out sick today. Ralph took his place as co-host.

7:30 - Harvey Levin
As you might guess, Harvey talked about Lindsay's arrest - the alcohol bracelet, the chase (someone was possibly chasing BOTH Lindsay and her fired assistant's mom), going back to rehab (not Promises, which is looking more and more like a sham), and Lindsay's denial of guilt (which everyone agrees is a bad idea - she needs to do the opposite).  And about OK Magazine supposedly publishing the bad photos of Britney's recent disasterous photo shoot?  They backed down. Boo.

7:45 - NFL Odds
To Ralph's delight, BetUS.com's oddsmaker David Durante called in to talk football.  Particularly about setting preseason Super Bowl odds.  Of course, the Colts and Patriots are favorites, but what about the Raiders? 100-1 David said, although new draftee Jamarcus Russell is a monster, and their defense is decent.  Ralph's beloved Eagles? 20-1, David's sleeper NFC pick. They've got a crazy good defense, Bryant Westbrook is awesome, but questioins remain as to whether Donovan Mcnabb can rebound from last year's injury.  Ralph also jokingly asked about the over/under odds on finding dog skeletons found in Michael Vick's backyard.  When asked whether his site was entirely legal for US residents, David answered with a resounding..."as far as I know..."

8:15 - Game: Cantonese-aroke
Psycho Mike came up with the idea of having Intern Shaolin Robot sing in My Chemical Romance songs in Cantonese. Ralph and others thought that, while it was funny as an idea, it would never work. But to everyone's shock, not only did Intern Shao sing decently (even though it sounded rather bizarre), all four contestants guessed correctly! Mike demanded an apology from Ralph, which he graciously gave.

8:30 - A Celebrity DUI Pool
About a month ago, Lisa picked Lindsay Lohan in a K&B Celebrity DUI pool. The good news: she won.  The bad news: Kevin lost his notes on how much money she exactly won. (Mike jokingly thought that she won a gangbang from the crew.)  Well, now it's time for a new pool among the gang, and they made their picks:

Lisa: Hasselhoff, Tara Reid, and Mel Gibson
Ralph: Danny Devito, Paula Abdul, and Kim Kardashian
Mike: Jesse Metcalf, Steveo, and Mike Tyson
Bean: Britney, Amy Winehouse, and Adrianne Curry

8:45 - Stan Lee
The 2nd season of Who Wants to be a Superhero starts tomorrow night at 9pm on the Sci-Fi Channel. It's the search for a new comic superhero.  Some crazy featured contestants this year are: Mister Mitzvah (the Jewish superhero who uses the Star of David for...something), Basura, and Hygiena (her slogan: "Fight crime...and grime").  The legendary comic author also talked about his fun cameo in the upcoming in Marvel movie for Iron Man.

9:15 - Crazy Ted Huntington
The questions asked in the CNN/YouTube Presidential debate were boring.  But Bean looked through the other questions submitted, and noticed Ted Huntington's questions. Forget health care and Iraq - submitted 72 crazy/bizarre questions, - like about a scientist who discovered something about the Mind's Eye and infrared! Bean was excited to talk to him...until Ted started going off about telepathy and mind control, JFK 's assasination, sex, and building robots. In the midst of the ravings, they decided they were out of time. Check out more rantings at his website, here. 

9:35 - Sam's Armenian Answer Song, "Up Brow You"
They replayed Sam's "Brow Down" answer song, inexplicably called "Up Brow You", which tries to defend Armenians and bash Mexicans. Bean received an email from a Mexican, who protested that he was VERY offended, not by Sam's song, but by Sam in general.  Lightning had an update: he's planning to shoot an accompanying video for Sam's song!  


Tomorrow: Al Gore's reality new TV show, Bat Boy, Money on all the sports scandals.

tags: crazy people  harvey  sports