11/20/06 - Snow Patrol, Papa Roach, Muslim Porn, Harvey Levin, and a Missing Person

7:12 - Reputation Defender
Employers and other folks are checking up on people now, and, thanks to MySpace pages, blogs, and photo sites, finding all sorts of secrets previously kept hidden.  Enter a new company called Reputation Defender.   You can hire them to hunt down any web sites with your (or someone else's) content on it, and if needed, go through legal process to take it down.  The boys considered hiring him to find stuff about Lisa May, and have him send them the photos!

7:25 - More K&B Super Christmas CD Clips
Steveo does some Christmas-related stunts.

7:40 - Ralph Character: Sean Connery on the New Bond
As usual, Sean was in a cranky mood, this time about the new James Bond, played by Daniel Craig: "I'm [beep]ing pissed off!  He looks like he has a constant hangover. In a tuxedo, I look good - he looks like a waiter at a Black Angus!  He looks like a homo in the Speedo.  And he falls in love with a woman?  Id just stick my [beep] in them and walk away!!"

7:53 - Ralph Showbiz Beat

Bean wished to lodge a formal complaint with the showbiz gods: he saw a trailer for a movie coming out NEXT Christmas, and requested a ban on those with that long of a lead time.  Ralph pointed out  that he should be more enraged with THIS year's lame Christmas movie, "Deck the Halls", where Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito play neighbors dueling with more and more elaborate Christmas decorations: "THAT'S the one we need to snuff out!  THAT f'in movie!  Oh MAN!  Oh MAN!"   Kevin: "Looks kinda funny."

Some black guys heckled Michael Richards (Kramer) during a gig at the Laugh Factory, and he went into a hardcore, racial attack, repeatedly using the n-word.  Bean: "It shows that he's stuck in the 80s.  Everyone now knows they're called Chocolate Faces!"

8:10 - A Missing Person
Listener Travis asked for help in finding his missing brother Aaron.  He's been missing since Friday morning, and is mentally disabled, a diagnosed schizophrenic.   Aaron was at his group home in Hawthorne, told people he was going to La Crescenta, where family lives, and then disappeared.  Call Hawthorne police if you see him.

8:24 - Papa Roach
Papa Roach sings an original home, called "Not Coming Home" on the K&B Christmas CD, and band member  Jacoby Shaddix called in.    The boys really liked the song, and Jacoby revealed, to everyone's surprise, that they wrote, recorded, and sent it to them at the VERY last minute it was due!

8:41 - Harvey Levin
The Hammer talked about Michael Richards (Seinfeld's Kramer) hate-filled racial tirade. No, Harvey didn't think it was a case of "performance art". 

But what about the Michael Jackson thing that he teased about last time?  The thing involving MJ, a major celebrity, Bubbles the monkey, and 2 enemas?!  Well, Harvey regretfully admitted that he got a change of conscience, and wasn't going to go into it.  He was roundly booed for it, and wouldn't comment at all, despite Kevin's speculations: "So there are 3 a-holes and 2 enemas - who got it??  Bubbles got the enema?  Bubbles came out IN the enema?!"  Ewww.

9:15 - Ralph Character: Muslim Porn
A company sent out a press release, saying they plan to fill and untapped market - Muslim-themed porn!   Well, the couldn't that company, but found another one.  A guy named Abdul Abjizwata listed some of the Muslim porn titles that he has (starring 'Al Jazeera'):   Ram it in Ramadan ("a holiday classic"), Hezbollah Jizbollah, Open Wide and Say Allah, Splatter on the Human Shield, Dropping the Dirty Bomb, Upper Shiite Hole, and Stick It Where the Sunni Don't Shine!

9:28 - Snow Patrol
The K&B CHristmas CD has a song with a banjo in it?!   After a lengthy stalling (including Mr. Rogers singing a song), Snow Patrol's Gary Lightbody sleepily talked about how their song Just Like Christmas is a cover version from a band called Low.

9:43 - What It Do, Nephew?

A waitress at a fancy restaurant served Kevin Federline recently!  Yes, he used the phrase, 'Do you know who I am?'   But here's the kicker: when it came time to pay his $450 bill, TWO of his credit cards were declined!  A friend of his paid, and Kevin paid the tip - a mere $20!  The decline notices and the 20 dollar bill now hand in the girl's locker room there.  Naturally, the boys loved the story.

Regardin Michael Richards' racial tirade, a girl saw him perform at the Laugh Factory before, where he bizarrely went off on how Christians solve their problems by killing people.   Ralph joked that he's gotta have the least funny stand-up act ever!

A guy lamented about paying $3,000 for 2 PS3s for gifts.  He put them in his garage, and the next day found that the wall had collapsed, CRUSHING the games!  The boys suggested he give them to their intended recipients (with some glue), and tell them, "I tried."


Tomorrow: the K&B Christmas CD release live broadcast, from the Signal Hill Best Buy!  With a live Lick Lisa, Federleezee song, and performances by Greenbrier Lane and OK Go.  Anyone going?  Send photos/stories if you do!

tags: musicians  porn