11/3/09 - Shaun White, Your Weak Sauce Spank Bank, and the Unhelpful CBS Helpline

7:12 - Shaun White
The snow/skateboarder dropped by to talk about travelling around the world, how mom used to cram the family in a van overnight during ski trips, the upcoming Olympics, and his WII video game World Stage.

7:42 - Bean's in a Rush
Bean has an annoying habit of shortening phrases and names.  Kevin played clips of some of his lamer recent attempts, like "AGT" (for America's Got Talent), "Drac" (for Dracula), "Jig" (for Jigsaw), "the Troub" (for The Troubadour), and "Dez" (for Dezzie). Bean defended himself by claiming he did for casual/friendly reasons - and that he was a busy guy.

8:12 - Game: The Smartest Woman in the World (Not)
For tickets to U2's concert in Anaheim next JUNE, listeners had to guess whether Miss Cleo would be able to correctly answer some geography questions.

8:25 - Listener Call-In: Your Weak Sauce Spank Bank
In the news, a guy in Ohio was caught with stolen X-rays and mammograms. It turns out he was using them at home for masturbation material!! Talk about lame spank material!  Psycho Mike admitted the lamest thing he has used: a pamphlet for a convalescent home (there was a photo of a nurse in it).  

Listeners called in with their depraved stories: a guy used to record bra commercials on his VCR to re-use; a church newsletter (there was a girl in a photo); a human anatomy sketch book; an encyclopedia entry for 'vagina'; instructions for tampons (the diagram!); and, easily the worst of them all - a guy who used a drawing of a naked woman on the wall of a porta-potty!  A GIRL also admitted to using the photos of the hot, semi-naked guys in male underwear package inserts.  Lisa agreed with her.

Oddly, Kevin disappeared after the first segment (and for the rest of the show) without any word.

9:08 - The CBS Employee Helpline
Kevin forgot his company username and password for updating some health insurance stuff.  Oddly, none of his security questions worked either, in recovering them. So he called the CBS Radio employee helpline. Unfortunately, he was just as inept in speaking out his name on the phone and ended up completely (and hilariously) screwed up everything even more.  The system (Ralph) recorded his new name: "Mr. What Comeon", wife named"Sorry", and children named "Uh uh" and "All Right!".  

9:22 - Psycho Mike's "Farts" Song
At KROQ.com, you can hear Psycho Mike's remake of LMFAO's horrible song "Shots". Mike managed to make an even more deplorable song, called "Farts".