10/20/06 - Kevin Nealon, Ryan Sheckler, Movie Beat, and Petros Gets Busted

7:39 - Kevin Nealon
The actor from Showtime's series Weeds and longtime SNL vet will be performing at the Irvine Improv this weekend.   Speaking of SNL, yes, he has seen and likes both of the new NBC series based on the sketch show, 30 Rock and Studio 60.

7:57 - Ryan Sheckler
This kid is only 16 years old, yet he's already a top skateboarder, motocrosser, and snowboarder and has a clothing line.  And he started when he was only 8.  We all know what Kevin was doing when he was 8 (throwing rocks at Robby Joyner).  That's not enough?  How about this: when he was just 6 years old, Ryan invited Tony Hawk to his birthday party on a lark.  Amazingly, Tony came, and they hung out, skating.  Lucky bastard.  Ryan will be appearing at Etney's 3rd Annual Goofy vs. Regular Championship of Skateboarding at Etney Skate Park, in Lake Forest today through Sunday.

8:28 - Ralph's Movie Beat

Too many GOOD movies this weekend, for once...

The Nightmare Before Chrismtas in 3D - A listener saw this remastered edition, and reported that it was spectacular.   Even purists will enjoy.

Marie Antoinette - Account of Marie's life, but modernized.  In other words, "all honked-up."  Similar to Moulin Rouge, "but Nicole Kidman doesn't have f'ed up teeth!"  Remember that Ralph's not a fan of Kirsten Dunst at all.  He played a clip, and did sound pretty lame; like a high school play, as Ralph pointed out.   Bean, however, still intends to see it, as he loved director Sofia Coppola's other movies.

Running With Scissors - A crazy woman lets her equally crazy therapist adopt her son.

Sleeping Dogs Lie - Bobcat Goldthwait's acclaimed movie about relationships and sex.  With a little bestiality.  Funny clip where the girl points out how she can enliven any party by yelling out something like "Anyone here know what a dog's [beep] tastes like?"  Ralph: "Where's the victim, I ask??"

The Prestige - Batman and Wolverine...wait, no, Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale are embroiled in revenge, magic-style.  "Looks awesome."

Flags of Our Fathers - Clint Eastwood's interesting take guilt and the nature of publicity after Iwo Jima.  Written by Paul Haggis.  Clint's also working on a companion movie that looks at Iwo Jima from the Japanese point of view. Sounds fascinating.

8:55 - Ralph Showbiz Beat

For tickets to the Borat premiere, Ralph had 2 callers duel with their Borat impressions.  To the surprise of all, they werre both very good, and both ended up getting tickets.

Ralph made fun of some "bad-boy magician who plays by his own rules", but I didn't hear who they were talking about, and why.  Let me knwo if you heard.

9:10 - Afro Calls

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?  See you next month! Hahaha!" 

:Federline should star in own snuff film.  I'd pay for that."

"Good Morning America (?) had on some lame chick who was wearing a "Save Pluto" t-shirt.   Get a life!"   Bean pointed out that that was actually his own wife, Donna!  Kevin apologized, saying he had no idea when he chose the call to play.  Ha!

Halloween Spooks is not exactly popular with the KROQ audience: "That's the worst song on the face of the earth!"  "For the first time agree with Kevin - worst song I've ever heard!"  "Play that song again, and I'll rip off Kevin's arms and shove them up Bean's ass!"

A listener chastised Kevin for his latest all-time classic mental blunder, where he inexplicably repeated the question "Did he ever hit her with own leg?" seconds after Bean said it.  Of course, they then had to repeat the clip.

9:23 - Petros Gets Busted
Remember a month ago when the boys confronted Petros Papadkis about his on-air complaint that Ralph stole bits from him?  You'll recall that Petros denied saying that, claiming that he actually said that HE stole from RALPH on his show.  Well, the boys listened to the actual tape of what Petros said, and it turns out he LIED to Kevin and Bean!  He DID bash Ralph for stealing from him!

So the boys called Petros to confront him.  He was at Denver's airport (as he repeatedly noted, as if it were some kind of torture), and mentioned that he had done a bit on Steven Seagal and Patrick Swayze movies.  Ralph didn't know about that, and they demanded an apology.  A sheepish Petros promised to come into the studio and do so, with hugs and kisses.  The gang, however, was now skeptical about everything he says...

Lightning with a pluh-zug: I missed it, but Lightning semi-rapped something about the Queen Mary and Halloween.

Who has the better weekend plan?  Ralph at the Playboy Club grand opening in the Palms in Las Vegas, or Lightning at a birthday party for the retarded cousin of a friend at Stateline (Primm)?  Before you answer, remember that Primm has Buffalo Bob's, with 25 cent hot dogs, a seasonal pool, and RV hookups.


Monday: the director of Deliver Us From Evil, tickets for the "Scare the Ship out of You" Halloween Singles Party, the author of book about all the ways that people have died, and Dominic Purcell from Prison Break.  Ralph: "Molesting boys, death, and prison. Good Times Radio."

Have a great weekend, and Don't Bogart That Joint, my friends!

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