10/19/06 - Bobcat Goldthwait's Bestiality Movie, Mercedes McNab, and B.J. Novak

7:27 - Halloween Spooks, Sing It If You Know It!
To Kevin's annoyance, Bean finally played his beloved, highly-demanded (by all of 3 people, according to Kevin) Halloween Spooks song, by the jazz group Lambert, Hendricks, and Ross.  He played the full version, and everyone - including Bean himself - was suprised at the bizarre, shrill cackling sounds made by one of the singers in the middle of the song.  Throughout the song, Kevin angrily wailed in agony: "That's not funny!  Don't you want to HIT her??  She's just retarded!!  I want to punch every single one of them!  I DESPISE this song."

7:40 - B.J. Novak From The Office
He plays the ex-temp Ryan in the brilliant NBC show The Office, but did you know he's also one of the show's writers?  In fact, he wrote tonight's new episode, where Dwight takes Ryan on his first sales call, and turns it into a crazy, frat-type initiation experience. 

7:54 - Ralph Showbiz Beat

A Moment With Kevin: Apparently during an earlier Showbiz Beat today, Bean had made a joke about a Paul McCartney story, saying "Did he hit her with her own leg?"  The clip featured Kevin oddly saying the exact same sentence 5 seconds after Bean did, and adding "Did someone just saying that?" after he realized what he had just done.  The others were astonished at his ineptness.

There was confusion over the title Will Ferrell's weird/funny-looking new movie.  Kevin was oddly sure that it was "something, Point" because he had seen an ad with Will standing under an exclamation point.  Of course, it turned out that it had nothing at all to do with the actual title (Stranger Than Fiction), and the others roundly scorned him for it.  Kevin struggles.

8:13 - Bobcat Goldthwait's Acclaimed Bestiality Movie
Bobcat Goldthwait came in-studio, after many adult warnings were played.  It seems Bobcat, of all people wrote and directed a movie called "Sleeping Dogs Lie", which got rave reviews at the Sundance Film Festival!  But here's another kicker:  he calls it "a relationship comedy with a little bit of bestiality."  Yes, a woman tells her fiance about how she once did something...um...'impulsive' with her dog.  Bean thought it might be the most offensive movie of the year, and that includes a year with Jackass 2!  Bobcat told how people have been coming to him with their own dog stories now, to his horror.  Bean sympathized: "You don't want to be the Dr. Phil of the animal sex world!"

It will be playing in only a couple theaters starting tomorrow, so check listings. Moral of the story: some things should NEVER be revealed!

8:43 - Bob Dylan's Theme Time Radio Hour: Time
Bob Dylan, rapping along with a Beastie Boys song??  You gotta hear it to believe it.

9:10 - Mercedes McNab
Remember the hottie Harmony on Buffy and Angel?  Well, Playboy simply called up the actress who played her out of the blue, and offered her a layout!  Even better, she agreed!  She'll be signing issues at the Virgin Megastore Hollywood & Highland, tonight from 6-8pm.  She's also in an upcoming comedic horror movie called Hatchet, where she gets gruesomely dismembered AND decapitated.  Now that's a bad, bad man.

9:27 - Ralph Character: OJ's Book
The National Enquirer says OJ is writing a book, called "If I Did It", which is his own 'hypothetical' account, IF he had murdered Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman!  By the end of the interview, he thought of a better name for the book: "I Did It."

9:42 - What It Do, Nephew?

A girl, catering a party, excitedly went up to Third Eye Blind band member Stephen Jenkins.  Unfortunately, he yelled at her: "Are you supposed to be talking to me?  Do you know who I am?!"  He then yelled at his girlfriend and passed out, drunk.

A guy told how his girlfriend coaxed him into leaving work for an emergency booty call.  But it turned out that she was on her period, and just wanted some cuddling!  He was NOT happy.  Ralph felt that was grounds for a lawsuit.

Sign Holder Nick called in, telling how he requested a raise, as he was the "Kobe Bryant of sign-holding".  He did it via email, and the boys suggested he do it in-person and give boss a big hug. 


Tomorrow: a new segment called (Security Guard) Charles in Charge, secrets you wish your partner had NOT told you (ala Bobcat's movie), Dick Cheney treated like God, Kevin Nealon, skateboarder Ryan Sheckler, and Halloween Singles Party details.

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