10/7/08 - Kim Kardashian's Boobs, the Fat Japanese Dolphin, and Spencer the Political Dispenser

6:40 - A Book About Life in the NFL
Ever wanted to be a player on an NFL team? Sportswriter Stefan Fatsis got a chance to, trying out as a kicker for the Denver Broncos in the pre-season. He wrote a book about his fascinating behind-the-scenes experience, called A Few Seconds of Panic: A 5-Foot-8, 170-Pound, 43-Year-Old Sportswriter Plays in the NFL, and came on the show to talk about how rough life really is in the NFL despite its image of glamour, fun, and riches.

7:09 - Listener Call-In: Spencer the Political Dispenser
Stop the presses -- Spencer Pratt is endorsing John McCain! For one reason only: the guy is rich.  Listeners called in with their political questions for the King of the Douches.

7:38 - Internet Roundup
- Joe Rogan predicts that the Seth Petrezulli will beat Kimbo Slice, and it instantly comes true.
- The worst, gayest sports song ever: a guy spelling out Dodgers.

8:12 - Omaroke
To win tickets to a Coldplay concert, listeners had to first endure, and then identify Coldplay songs sung by Omar.

8:25 - Listener Call-In: Kim Kardashian's Bikini Photo - Was She Really 14??
To refute rumors she's had a boob job, Kim Kardashian posted a photo of herself at 14 years old (or so she claimed), already showing outrageous boobage! Bean was skeptical, suspecting a Photoshop job, but Intern Miss Cleo told of how she had C cup by age 11!  Alex and other female listeners told their stories about developing early (and fast) and how they dealt with it emotionally. As you can expect, many inappropriate grunting-type audio drops were played throughout the calls.

9:26 - Ralph Character: The Fat Japanese Dolphin
Apparently, dolphins at Japan's Kinosaki Marine World are so overweight, that they can't hit jumping targets and can't keep upright when treading water! Curious, the boys called up the park and ended up with Ginsu, one of the obese dolphins. He detailed his tragic poopy habits, complete with lots of related sound effects.  Bean noted that their show had hit a new all-time low. Ginsu just wanted the water in his tank to be changed.


Tomorrow: bribing cops, Kat Von D, the Presidential debate covered by K&B, and another Instant Request.