9/4/08 - Highlights: Football Starts, the White Pants Song, and Michael Jackson is Dating Paaaam Anderson?
posted Thursday, 4 September 2008
7:07 - Game: Omaroke
For tickets to the VMAs, listeners were tortured by Omar singing songs from nominated music videos.
7:26 - Tyra Banks is a Whore
I missed most of it, but Kevin played clips from Tyra Banks on America's Next Top Model where - for some reason - she was re-enacting a moose chasing one of her contestants.
8:12 - Money Talks Football
Ex-K&B Sports Guy Money dropped by to preview the NFL season. They also asked listeners to call in with suggestions for bars where specific teams fans' hang out. The most amusing call was the guy who recommended a West Hollywood called Fubar, for Cleveland Browns fans. He warned that on the weekdays, it's a hardcore gay hangout, but insisted that on Sundays, it became a hangout for Browns fans. Of the team, that is! Not the...well, ew. Kevin was skeptical about the caller's motives.
9:08 - Psycho Mike's White Pants Song
So some people are still questioning the white pants rule. In short, it goes like this: a girl wears white pants is willing to take it in the rear. Well, to make things really clear, they played a new song by Psycho Mike that explains it all, set to the tune of "Dance Dance".
9:21 - Ralph Character: Michael Jackson Dating Pam Anderson??
Ralph mentioned a news story that Michael Jackson is now dating...PAM ANDERSON! They called him up to find out more. He bragged about all the ways he has had his way with Pam - not very convincingly. Even less convincingly, he also boasted about driving a boat with his weiner.