8/8/06 - The Worst Singer(s) in the World, Psycho Mike Dodgers His Dog, and The Amazing Britney Video

Unforunately, I'll be in the Bay Area for work stuff again the rest of this week, so will have to rely on yours, and Panda's help!  Thanks guys!

Ralph was stranded in Cleveland, due to the LAX control tower problems yesterday, so couldn't make it back for today's show.

7:10 - The Worst Singer(s) in the World
South Park recently had a parody of a horribly bad singer named Wing.  Kevin, curious, looked her up and found out that she was indeed a real singer, with 11 albums already released!  Of course, Kevin immediately bought the entire set, and had them shipped to his place, c/o of "The Wing Fan Club President" (to the UPS guy's confusion).  Anyway, when you think 'horribly bad singer', who automatically comes to your mind?  Yup, the Armenian Comedian of course.  So they spliced Sam singing "Highway to Heaven" in a duet with Wing, resulting in easily the worst/best thing ever heard on the radio!

7:25 - Listener Email
I missed most of them, except the last one, which was a doozy:  a guy told of how he was stunned to find out he had won a $15 million Lotto jackpot, celebrated with friends, flew all the way to Sacramento, and met with the California Lottery prize managers...only to realize it had been an elaborate practical joke by his friends!  They had set up a fake TV broadcast and even a fake website to convince him!  And he had spent $1,200 in travel expenses.  The boys noted that all he could do was to buy those buddies a beer, cause they rule!

7:43 - Hello, New Delhi?  Do You Have Big Monkeys?
The boys had seen an article describing how officials in New Delhi, a city overrun with monkeys,  have started using larger langer monkeys to scare away the smaller ones.  The boys called up 2 places and went through the usual shtick where they ask, "Do...you...have...a...monkey...problem?"  and the answerers are confused.  Please guys, let this awful bit die...

8:10 - Psycho Mike Dodgers His Dog
We know Lisa's a pet parent, but did you know Psycho Mike is too?  When he heard about the Dodgers' pet-dress up contest, he immediately planned to dress up his beloved, mean rat-dog Lola and send in an entry.  The boys roundly chastised Mike for doing so, and also for carrying her around to places like the mall, Paris Hilton-style.
 
8:25 - Listener Call-In: Do Indians Know Things We Don't?
Bean recently walked in on some kind of faith healing ceremony some Native Indians were performing at his local picture framing shop, and could feel that there was some serious spirituality going on.  In fact, he feels that they know things that nobody else does, that they probably work, AND that they probably keep it a secret on purpose because of the way they've been mistreated.  He invited listeners to call with their experiences.  I missed most of them, but one guy's Indian roomate gave him a secret hangover cure that worked perfectly  within 30 minutes!  The roomate never him told what the mixture was.  Kevin really could have used this cure himself: "It probably serves us right, but c'mon Indianas, don't bogart the cures!"

9:13 - Travis Pastrana
So you've probably heard or seen by now, but Travis did indeed perform his double back flip at X Games!  He called in and credited/blamed Kevin for challenging him, while Kevin admitted to hoping Travis WOULDN'T attempt it, for fear he would be blamed should Travis get seriously injured.  Travis agreed that his mom probably would have hunted Kevin down had that been the case.  But, upon bidding him good-bye, Kevin had one last queestion for him: "So...a triple?"


9:30 - The Amazing Britney Video
The boys played clips from the recently discovered video of Britney, which supposedly was left over from her awful Chaotic reality show.  You know, the one that everyone looked forward to, but detested the second they saw it.  They noted her grunt-like "Huh"s (Kevin: "She's either deaf, or has joined the Ying Yang Club!  Wait, are they a club now?  Maybe they're a band.");  her sounding much like Forrest Gump, her burping, her complaining about missing out on life ("like things and...things"), and her idiotic throughts on time travel.  In fact, all were surprised that in the video, K-Fed actually sounded smarter than HER!   Spectacular.  Lisa: "I want more of this, cause THIS I would have watched!"


9:50 - What is Your Deal?

A guy saw Snakes on a Plane!  It was on a bootlegged disc, but was still pretty bad-ass.

What's with all the sign holders nowadays?  They do seem to be everywhere nowadays, ala Nick.

A guy saw David Hasselhoff drinking with the actor who played his son on Baywatch at Club Vegas.  Yes, Jump in My Car was playing at the time!

A girl named Noelle just woke up at her boyfriend's parent's house, and didn't want to do walk of shame.  The boys suggested she just casually walk out of the house, naked.  And that she needed a new boyfriend.

A listener was at an Angel game over the weekend, and saw an 8 year-old throw the first pitch over the catcher's head!  Kevin noted that the kid didn't have to worry about hurting the catcher, as he himself did.   Sure, Kevin....

Tomorrow: Federleezee, the iBuzz (a vibrator that hooks up to you iPod!), Harvey Levin, Bean's Blog, 9/11 myths and conspiracy theories, and hopefully CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com.

tags: armenian comedian  psycho mike  athletes  lameness