8/7/06 - The Real Gene Simmons, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Roland, and Rodney in the Hall

Happy Monday.  Ralph broadcasted live from Cleveland, where he had attended the NFL Hall of Fame induction ceremonies and game, and visited the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

7:10 - Dog the Bounty Hunter and Beth
I only caught the end, but can you imagine Dog hunting down Osama bin Laden?  Catch Dog and Beth on A&E tomotorw night at 9pm.

7:25 - Roland Recaps Who Wants to be a Superhero - Listen Here
Roland played highlights from the latest episode of Who Wants to be a Superhero, including Stan Lee's phrase while eliminating Cell Phone Girl: "I'm afraid you're out of minutes" ("Funniest thing ever!  Stan Lee is a genius!"), and also the Iron Enforcer's elimination.   Ah, but there's a twist - Stan invited the Iron Enforcer to return as a super villain, now called The Dark Enforcer!  "Ahhh!  I just expressed myself in my pants!"  Bean pointed out that nerds like Roland are probably the only ones watching this show.  Roland fired back: "If it was who Wants to to Wreck the Edmund Fitzgerald, you'd be watching!"

8:10 - Gene Simmons!
The pompous, bombastic Gene Simmons was in-studio, talking about his new reality show, Gene Simmons Family Jewels.  But there was a twist this time - his long-time partner, famed ex-Playmate Shannon Tweed also came in, and not only continually called him on his BS, but also revealed that he's actually a monogamous family man.  This infuriated the self-claimed Lothario.  In fact, Bean wondered, had he actually slept with the thousands of women that he claims, why we've never heard about any illegitimate children.    Gene's curt response: "You're a putz."  Psycho Mike then called in as the Gene Simmons character, claiming the guy in the studio was the fake one, and that he himself had in fact, slept with 400 women just this morning! 

9:00 - Ralph Showbiz Beat

Talladega Nights did whopping box office over the weekend. Bean noted how hugely popular NASCAR is.  In fact, at a strip club in Cleveland, Ralph told how a stripper couldn't stop asking him about NASCAR when she found out he had met Will Ferrell.   Ralph was not exactly pleased that she wasn't doing what she was supposed to be goind: "I was like, 'Hey, how about less of that and more of THIS!'"

Scarlett Johansson is taking a break, and flew 6 girlfriends to the Caribbean for a vacation.  Ralph chastised Kevin for not taking him in a ride in his helicopter.

Mel Gibson now has worse problems than DUI, and his remarks.  Now, Patrick Swayze is vouching for him! 

Happy birthday to David Duchovny.  Ralph played a tape of back when Big Tad interviewed David, it went something like this:
Tad: "Do you believe in extra-terrestial...beings out there?"
David:   My god, that's a terrible question.  Don't you have anything better?"
Tad: "Do you want to go to outer space?"
David: "I'm just sitting here hoping you get abducted."

Bean joked that there has probably never been a bigger disparaity in IQ between 2 people next to each other.  Ralph: "I'm surprised the world didn't explode in an matter/anti-matter collision!"

9:15 - Rodney in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
In Cleveland, Ralph visited the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.  He saw an interactive kiosk that was a tribute to famous DJs around the country, with a map of the US that played recordings of them when you selected them.  Well, what do you know, but when Ralph selected LA, who came up but Jed the Fish, and Rodney!  They then played a clip of Rodney made from just this weekend, where Rodney went into long, rambing stories about Arthur Lee, the lead singer of the band Love, pigeon-raising, and his addiction to Diet Rite cola and sunflower seeds.  Ralph: "Grandpa, time for your medication!  That's why he's in the Hall of Fame and we're not."

9:32 - Frank Caliendo Character: John Madden
Ah, football season is coming, and that means John Madden calling into the show for the first time this season.  John himself was inducted into the Football Hall of Fame over the weekend, which he called "the best weekend of my life.  Second would be a spa massage from Brett Favre."  Kevin played clip from his induction speech, rambling Rodney-style about how the Hall of Fame busts talk to each other when no one's there, or something... 

9:49 - What is Your Deal?

Travis Pastrana successfully completed his double blackflip at X Games, and the day after a guy told Kevin that he was afraid for Travis' life because of the infamous K&B Curse!  Kevin now believes the opposite - the reason he was successful was because he was on their show!

An interesting prize for this week's calls: tickets to the Snakes on a Plane premiere and after-party!

A guy heard new the Slayer album on MySpace and loved it.  Psycho Mike interjected to note that he thought it is their best album since It's Raining Blood, and that their drummer... "Are we still talking about Slayer??" interjected Kevin.

Flavor of Love is back again on VH1, and a gal pointed out that they missed the first episode, where a girl pooped herself!  She even left a trail on the way to the bathroom, that had to be pixelated!  Not only did Flavor Flav NOT immediately kick her out, he complimented her for 'keeping it real'!  The boys were in awe of its awesomeness.


Tomorrow: Mike takes his dressed-up dog to Dodger Stadium for the pet contest; Bean's theories on American Indians; video of Britney being more stupid than ever before, and the creator of CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com!

tags: actors and celebs  roland  rodney