8/2/07 - Oh No, My Butt! Bean for Prez, Petros Papadakis, Jeremy McGrath, and The Juice's Interview

Listen to all today's segments at the K&B Archive, here .

7:12 - Bean for President
Todd heard Bean talking about running for President recently. So he looked up the domain Beanforpresident.com and found that it hadn't been taken.  So he took it himself and put up some awesome stuff, like Bean in his Count Chocula costume, a sound bite of Bean saying "Oh my God, I love men!", and this sentence: "He's an annoying, asexual, squishy, slothful, foreigner with a pink house and no social skills...PERFECT!"  Bean said that he didn't know whether to be flattered, scared, or to contact his attorney. But he was impressed that someone could do something with a domain so fast...as opposed to himself.

7:20 - Oh No, My Butt!
No one wanted to to talk about this, except Kevin who was bursting to, and insisted that he HAD to tell it.  Apparently, someone who works at KROQ (that everyone likes), was sitting in a chair in the studio's lobby.  He suddenly yelled out, "Oh no, my butt!" and left a...uh...'deposit at the bank of KROQ' (as Bean delicately put it) right then and there! He then was wrapped in a trash bag! Although they even made a theme song for this, everyone else was offended, refused to have anything to do with the segment, and ended up walking out of the studio, leaving Kevin alone.

8:10 - Petros Papadakis
The P came in and talked about: taking offense to Psycho Mike's impression of him (he wants a throwdown with Mike); his spat with Trojan head coach Pete Caroll (Petros thinks Matt Leinart is one of the biggest douche-nozzles in all of football); Barry Bonds (people hate him more because he's a first class A-hole than the steroids); whether Michael Vick will ever play again (possibly for the Raiders, in a small role); and the Raiders' new head coach Lane Kiffin (an insecure ass).

8:45 - Ralph Character: The Simpsons' Popularity Around the World
The Simpsons are enormously popular all over the world. For instance, in Britain he's more admired that popular than Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King Jr.! In Argentina, people put Homer's name ballots.  So the called other countries to see what they thought.  Interestingly, every country they called, Homer Simpson himself answered pretending to be an ordinary citizen of that country. Like Germany, North Korea, Brazil ("Hola." "Don't they speak Portugese in Brazil?" "Uh..I only know Spanish. So why don't you bite me, Lisa May?!"), and Iran ("Be in a fatwa! Wait, no, no fatwa.  Mmmmm fatwa.").

9:00 - Ralph Showbiz Beat

"Dear Ralph - Were you as suprised as I was by the casting of Zachary Quinto to play Spock? You'd think studio hire someone with more notoriety? But I'm sure his stock will rise.  In fact, I'm sure that...Spock will make him famous!"

9:15 - Jeremy McGrath
The Supercross racer talked about participating in several events at X-Games 13...despite having retired back in 2002!

9:30 - Ralph Character: The Juice's Interview
Some Internet site called Market News First broadcast an interview with O.J. Simpson.  'The Juice' himself provided commentary on clips that Kevin played.  Apparently, the show's phone screeners were not as picky as most, as some callers sneaked in to ask O.J. some hilariously offensive questions, like "Remember when you played for the 49ers? Did you kill Bill Walsh?" Or "Which do you consider a more difficult feat: breaking 2000 yards in one season, or slicing 2 people's necks in one night? The real O.J. answered that last question by pretending he couldn't hear the guy.


Tomorow: Matt Damon, plushies (people who have sex with other people dressed as stuffed animals), Criss Angel's secrets of success (apparently so bad that even Kevin's wife is turning on Criss now), Movie Beat, and Dave Grohl!

 

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