7/24/07 - Sam's Armenian Answer Song, Drunk Dialing, President Cheney, Roland's Excited About Comic-Con

Listen to all today's segments at the Kevin and Bean archive here

7:45 - Ralph Character: Roland's Excited About Comic-Con
Roland has a hard-on for San Diego Comic-Con this weekend.  I only heard the very end, but was Roland talking WITH Ralph?

8:20 - Sam the Armenian Comedian's Answer Song: "Up Brow You"
Sam was offended by Psycho Mike's Brow Down song and called in to complain about it.  We think. As usual, no one could understand a word he said. So they played his song that he made in response to Brow Down, which tried to insult Psycho Mike and Mexicans.  It was so bad that Bean predicted they would get MORE complaints from offended Armenians about it than they got for Brow Down.

8:40 - Listener Call-In: Drunk Dialing
Drinking and cell phones don't mix.  Take Alex, who calls exes when she's drunk. Kevin gets calls from Bald Brad. Everyone on the show dials Bean because they know he hates it. In Australia now, there's a new phone service which prevents cell phone users from dialing selected numbers until 6am the next morning!  That's how out-of-control the problem is now.  

Listeners called in with their stories, like the guy who got a call from his ex-wife the morning after, saying how she agreed that they should get together again, and that she was indeed still in love with him!  Or the girl who dialed her friend (or so she thought), and cussed her out for not picking her up, only to realize the next day it was her office.  But the best was Jennifer, who texted her ex "Dan" in anger - with explicit sex details - only to find out the next day she had sent it to her DAD!

9:15 - Game: Lick Lisa
For tickets to Breakfast With My Chem, listeners had to out-guess Lisa. Intern Gator did the licking, and went a little overboard as he slobbered all over her. Bean suggested he not treat Lisa like a salt lick.

9:30 - Ralph Character: President Dick Cheney
Over the weekend, Bush had surgery to remove some polyps. Which meant that Dick Cheney was actually President for 2 hours! He revealed some of the secret acts he passed.  Like declaring war on Canada, bringing back slavery, revoking the women's right past to vote, making Mexico the 51st state, added new words to the FCC's banned words list (asphalt, Pluto, vulva), made it a requirement to put Dick in your T-Mobile Fave 5 and MySpace Top 8 friends, declared December 25th "Cheney Day", and adopted Hayden Paneteierre.

9:45 - What It Do, Nephew?

Listener Joanna backs up Ralph's excitement for Comic-Con. Bean and Kevin fake-coughed: "Cough*FAT*cough! Cough*FAT*cough!"

A call on Sam's Brow Down answer song led to a debate on who would win in a race war between Armenians and Mexcians.  All agreed that, clearly, the Mexicans would win, unless the Armenian drive their Beemers.  Someone came up with the idea of pitting Sam and Psycho Mike in a fight (provided Mike fight with both hands tied behind his back, and stoned).

Bean had 2 announcements: the new official podcast with highlights of the K&B Show, and Psycho Mike's gay photo from a recent Microbrew Fest.  "Feel free to post it on any gay dating site, with the contact: pscyhomike@kroq.com."

Tomorrow: a new celebrity DUI pool (Lisa won the last one, having dibs on Lindsay Lohan), crazy-man Ted who submitted 100 wacky questions to YouTube for the debate, a bet maker on the upcoming NFL season, embarrassing middle names (Psycho Mike's is Dwight), and the guy whom the show sent to be an intern on the Warped Tour, who was seen in a photo wearing sign saying "I am Pukey". Ew!

tags: armenian comedian  drinking