7/18/08 - Lisa May's Website, Patton Oswalt, and Coldplay's House Concert

6:25 - Lisa May's Website
The Internet moment we've all been waiting for has arrived: Lisa May's own website! Just one problem: the boys bribed her webmaster to replace all her photos with hot photos of Megan Fox, some audio reel clips with embarrassing "Moments With..." clips, and her resume with porn movies! Lisa was shocked - or at least feigned it.

Oh, and apparently, she's also in a musical about an 80s garage band called The Next Big Thing this weekend - briefly, and she doesn't sing. It's at the ArtWorks Theater in Hollywood this weekend.  More info on her website... along with the hot photos of Megan Fox.

7:10 - Patton Oswalt
The comedian will be performing at the Irvine Improv this weekend, but check out his funny, profound commencement address that he recently gave at his high school.

7:45 - The VW Tiguan Winner
The winner of the 2009 Volkswagon Tiguan was given away. potential winners gathered at the KROQ parking lot, randomly given car key remotes, and only 1 person had the right one. winner was a guy named Andrew. he almost blew off the final contest because it was too early in the morning for him.

8:12 - Ralph Character: Dubya's Marriage Trouble
Rumor has it that George's wife is leaving him after he finishes his term in office. The boys called him up to find out why - turns out he's been banging Condi!

8:21 - Ralph's Movie Beat

Mamma Mia - The musical based on ABBA songs.  Kevin pointed out that any guy who goes to this this weekend (rather than Dark Knight) has officially lost his balls. Yes, Lisa is excited.

Space Chimps - Chimps go to space in this animated film. "Enjoy, Kevin."

The Dark Knight - Ralph saw the Batman Begins sequel and loved it. He predicted that Heath Ledger will indeed by posthumously nominated for an Oscar for his disturbing, chilling, funny, flat-out amazing portrayal of The Joker. They played a clip of one of his scenes, and the Joker could be heard talking on the phone: "Yeah, Eric...everything's gonna BE ok, all right?" Insanely chilling indeed!

8:38 - The Coldplay House Concert Winner
So Coldplay played at the lucky Jessica's (the contest winner) parents' house last night, and she called in to report how it went. All went well with Chris Martin and crew playing 6 songs, being very cool to everyone, and even using her bathroom. 2 things of note: 1.) she was shocked that she got to pick the songs;  2.) Chris pointed out to her dad that he was a little drunk...to her mortification.

9:10 - Forrest Griffin
The UFC fighter came in-studio and talked about once having his arm broken during a fight (and still winning!), the successful fight against Rampage Jackson, and Silva vs. Urban.  They also played the tape of Psycho Mike calling him a pussy from earlier in the show, and to Mike's extreme relief, he laughed it off.

Have a great weekend and don't bogart that joint, my friends!