5/16/08 - Adam West, Gerald Polley, K-Fed and Britney's Phone Sex

Weenie Roast is this weekend!  If anyone goes, send me photos, or post comments.  Webcast info available on KROQ.com

Audio links courtesy of the Kevin and Bean Archive.

01 Opening Collage and Segment-2008-05-16.mp3
02 Show Biz Beat-2008-05-16-6 am.mp3
03 Armenian Comedian-from Thursday 2008-05-15-Tried The Drug Salvia.mp3

04 and 15 Gerald Polley-2008-05-16-On Gay Marriage In California.mp3
When the California Supreme Court's gay marriage decision came down, the first thing Bean thought of was, "Wow, is Gerald Polley gonna be pissed!" They called him up, and had the good fortune to talk to Almight God Himself (speaking through Gerald).  Yes, he was indeed appalled, blaming the Devil's work for the judge's decision.  He said he admitted gays in Heaven, as long as they don't have sex. The gang was suprised that there even WAS sex in Heaven - they suggested that He should have been boasting about this all along!

5 Doug Vogel-AIDS Services Foundation-2008-05-16-Weenie Roast Charity.mp3
06 Show Biz Beat-2008-05-16-7 am.mp3
07 Christian Group Offended By New Starbucks Logo-2008-05-16.mp3
08 Psycho Mike To Open Weenie Roast and K and B Bay Winner-2008-05.mp3
09 Harvey Levin-TMZ-2008-05-16.mp3
10 Show Biz Beat-2008-05-16-8 am.mp3

11 Adam West-2008-05-16.mp3
Can you believe that Adam West, TV's Batman, doesn't have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? To put it in perspective, Ryan Seacrest has one.  Mark and Kim have one.  Iron Eyes Cody, the crying Indian has one. But not the star of the biggest show on TV for 3 years. Well, the boys want to help him get one, and Adam himself called in to graciously accept their effort. Ralph, of course - being Batman fanatic #1 - pretty much creamed himself.

12 Movie Beat-2008-05-16.mp3

How the Garcia Girls Spent Their Summer - Do you really want to see America Ferrera's sexual awakening over a summer?  NO thanks!

Reprise - Norwegian film about 2 writers who send their manuscripts through the same mailbox. Seriously, Ralph didn't make this up.

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - Ralph thought the first one was sllllowww. They played a clip, though, and there was some dialogue about a fake drug deal and a double cross.   NOW everyone was interested! Ralph recommended that everyone check out "The Chronicles of Cucamonga".

13 Federlezee and Britney Having Phone Sex-2008-05-16.mp3
In a shocking revelation by 'a close friend', it was revealed that Kevin Federline and Britney have weekly phone sex! Kevin and Bean got ahold of the tape, and played it.  It featured the ditzy couple getting each other all hot while talking about...eating bacon, smoking cigarettes, and drinking Red Bull.

14 Show Biz Beat-2008-05-16-9 am.mp3

16 Miss Cleo Eats The Weenie-2008-05-16-Game For Weenie Roast Tickets.mp3
For the last free Weenie Roast tickets, listeners had to identify the names of bands spoken by Intern Miss Cleo while her mouth was stuffed with 6 hot dog weenies. The boys thoroughly enjoyed watching her, as they shouted tips, like "No biting the weenies! Just hold them gently with your lips." Bean demanded that Lightning get the video up on the website as quickly as possible. It's there now.

17 What It Do Nephew-2008-05-16.mp3